Kristy is such a good girl, a bit of a tattle tell, but there are worse things, right? We just had a conversation worthy of sharing. Kristy understands you shouldn't say bad words, but she is a bit confused about what words are bad, or not bad at all. Kristy was watching a movie while we were getting dinner ready, when I hear "Mommy, ____ said a bad word!" I asked Brian to check and see what she is watching that she is hearing bad words. A minute later I hear "Go tell mommy what was said". Kristy comes out and says, "Map said a bad Word!" Now the face in the picture above is as close as it comes to the disappointment on her face at this moment. For those who don't know, Map is Dora the Explorers friend. I asked, knowing Map would NEVER say a bad word, "what did Map say?"... (at this point Brian is walking down the hall to hide his laughter) she responds "Map said SHIT!" "What?" "Map said Shit!" I cant hold it in, I am laughing. Where did my poker face go at such an important time. Turns out she was watching a video, so we went to figure out when map made the statement. As it replays Map is saying "Check" to check off the places they have been, and Kristy turns around and says "SEEEE, I told you." How do you explain it to your child without saying the two words that are confused, so I start to clearify... "Kristy map is saying CHeck not SHit" She is thoroughly confused, so I say it one more time, a little slower, to make sure she hears the difference and explain that check is okay to say... Oh childhood!